I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.


This website is full of baby-powder coloured people who tell beautiful mocha coloured people and rice-eating people when and when they’re supposed to feel oppressed and get patted on back for it by other disgusting baby-powder coloured people and it is truly an amazing thing to watch

God:  I love all my children equally.
 [Earlier in the Bible]
God:  I don't care for Job.